troyesivan:

This five year old girl loses it completely when she realises her little brother is going to grow up.

mariahcareys:

when your friend is getting read but it’s the truth

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Parents: Are you taking selfies?
Me: No it's Snapchat

lindseybluth:

elijahkrantz:

There are lipstick stains on my capri sun

which lana del rey song is this from

flash 9 is required to suck my dick

straightedgemama:

thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

This is like really sound advice though

titsandtwosugars:

I’m never taking it off

titsandtwosugars:

I’m never taking it off

versvcx:

fuck you but fuck me first

jayeshe:

Somewhere between fuck you and I’d fuck you.